Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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