i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
its liver damage thursday
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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