the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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