after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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