I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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