I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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