Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
honey bunches of taint.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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