their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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