Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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