everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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