I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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