Its about making memories worth repressing
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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