On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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