I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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There's always time for handjobs
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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