You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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