fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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