with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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