I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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This is my gift to your gina
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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