she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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