no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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