so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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