32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
where am i from again
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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