we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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