No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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