I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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