I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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