Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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