True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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