there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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