my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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