Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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