just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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