I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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