i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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