If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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