Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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