Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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