what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize