it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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