is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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