Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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