strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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