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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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