There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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