Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Princesses don't give blow jobs
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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