Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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