I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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