So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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