honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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