We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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